Friday, April 8, 2011

SBA and it's okay

So yeah this week we had the delightful SBA testing, which I like to call BSA (and that doesnt stand for boyscouts of america). Anywayz it was actually a really great time and I got a lot of lolz out of the experience. Yeah it's a waste of time and money but it's not my problem. This week was almost like a vacation and went by rather quickly. I like to hear kids complain for it just makes me feel better about where I'm at. So yeah. I had a lot of time on my hands and didn't really feel in the moood for reading, so I wrote some rhymes. Warning: they're just for fun and not seriously good, just like they should. Well here you go, hope you're ready for the show. I know. bro.

My Name Is Emily

Don't mind me
My name is Emily
I got slick brown hair
And a secret evil lair
I'm short and expensive
But never quite defensive
Cuz I know Im always right
Hey you wanna fight?
No Im just kidding
My words are always skiddin
Out of my control
Gosh Im on a roll
Sickest sister in the hood
What Im sayins alwayz good
If you want to sit and listen
What all that Ive been spitten
Then come and join my crew
We eat green chile stew.

Olivia

Theres just somethin about Olivia
And lately I cant get enough of her
Shes cute and funny
And I hear she likes hunny
Cuz shes a little bear
With her short brown hair
Shes got hips that swing
When shes doin her thing
Making those fraps
Not givin a crap
When it comes down to it
She knows shes a hit
With those dark brown eyes
That never tell lies.

SBA

The SBA, more like the BS of A
Thats what Ive been doin, all stinkin day
These kids are so stupid, Im surprised this is real
But I keep my cool, its not a big deal
Sweatpants no makeup
Thats how I did wake up
Stylin for testing
Its really the best thing
Got a smile on my face
Cuz Im eatin some cake
No worries in the skies
Only cute butterflies.

Maddie and I (so this one's not quite finished)

See Ive got this bro
Her name is maddie
I call her a hoe
Cuz we got the same daddy.
Were as fly as can be
With our hair all a mess
Just wait and youll see
When we put on a dress.
Windows rolled down
Sunglasses on
We rip through this town
Until we are gone.
The skies are always brighter
When we come into sight
Becuz were sicker than your mother
And we love to fight.
Nails are always shiny
With lips never dull
We can be rather sassy
When were talkin to a fool.
Her hair may be long
And mines pretty short
But were both rather strong
And we make mean retorts.

Hope I got some lolz out of yalls. But I dont care if not, cuz I know Im still hot.