CINNAMON

I thought it would be appropriate to write a post on the biggest complaint of my life. I think I complain everyday, pretty much, about him. It is my guinea pig named Cinnamon. I got him when I was nine for my birthday, at the time he was little and cute and so was I. He has grown like twice as big as when we first got him. I thought animals were great and I loved him very much, but that idea didn't last long. Soon he got annoying, really, really, really ANNOYING! It didn't take that long either. I thought that oh guinea pigs don't last long he's old he will die any day now.... I have been telling my self that for at least 4 years now! He is invincible and keeps living just to make my life horrible. 
This is what he does. When ever I'm trying to sleep or do anything, he squeaks, and it is a squeak that drives me crazy, literally. I can't stand the sound of it at all and the only way to shut him up is feeding him. The worst part is he's picky, he's an animal for crying out loud, he should not have the right to be picky! So he will keep squeaking until I give him food he wants. So to spite him sometimes I feed him weird stuff and he eats it... Once I fed him a jalapeno, a habanero, and some ham, he ate it all. The ironic thing is that he is this massive pain, beast of a guinea pig and his name is Cinnamon. 
So in conclusion I HATE HIM and I'm not sure if he will die of old age.. hint, hint. 

Page 7: The Wall

In all honesty, this picture really doesn't have much meaning. In a way it's making fun of how teenagers and people idolize celebrities and put pictures of them on their walls, but its mostly just kinda funny. I like it though because everyone always asks who's that guy (on the right) and I really have no idea who he is at all. 

Page 6: My World

This is the ideal image of the world according to me. In my mind life is dandy and full of peace and love. The man in the picture is looking at the world through my eyes and is speechless. He has never seen the world and is enlightened and astonished, in a good way. Now that he has this perspective he can get on with his life. 

Page 5: Destiny

This young lady is currently in the U.S. Navy, however, she feels as though the wind is calling her elsewhere. As she looks for meaning in her life, she stares into the deep passion of the moon. Suddenly thunder claps and there is a bolt of lightening. Her destiny is revealed to her and her purpose in life is complete. She goes on to do great things to benefit humanity. 

Page 4: LIFE

This picture is about how towards the end of this man's life he is finally realizing that life is just a big explosion. His life was very action pact and without much meaning. It's not like his life was awful he just came to the conclusion that it could have been better. In this is a lesson for us all life isn't fair but we just have to know that and get over it. 

Page 3: Oprah

Incase you can't read... the caption on the picture says, "Elephants are very familial and appear to mourn their dead. If they find elephant bones, they gently examine the skull." Well the elephant is gently examining Oprah's skull, and you must not forget what the elephant stands for in politics... or the what the colors stand for in the background. Oprah is saying whatever to the elephant because it can't hurt her, in her mind. 

Page 2: This is My Car

Well, first of all this is my car, but it also alludes to my political views. See the man in my passenger seat... see that I'm not in the car... the background. I have said to much already, hopefully you have gotten the point.

Page 1: Chemistry

This is page one of this whole sha-bang. I decided to attribute my first page to chemistry. I understand very well that the picture I cut out is supposed to mean something bad, however, I like it. The caption says, "Better things for better living through chemistry." If you think about it, in a non messed up way, these words ring very true. Chemistry helps us in many ways and does help society have a better life, even if you like it or not, there is no way around it. So take what ever you want from it I could care more, and enjoy. 

Valerie Kim

Ok all today I have been watching video after video of Valerie Kim and her sister Dominique. She is probably my favorite person in the world right now. She is this scary violinist that is only like twelve years old. The songs she chooses to play are so attractive  and you could almost cry they're so pretty. I was literally almost crying out of pure enjoyment and unbelief. Every video I watched made me yell, "OH MY GOODNESS!" I like it because she has given me a knew name to drop every once in a while along with her sister who doesn't get as much credit as her ever. 
If you have nothing better to do or just need to smile look up Valerie Kim on youtube and you will quickly be happy. She will blow you to tears out of pure amazement. Then you too can name drop her all the time and feel cool. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqXhgOSRGEI

Balloon Fiesta

So these past weeks there has been the glorious balloon fiesta here in Albuquerque. Let me just say not so glorious especially when the day you decide to go to the actual field it is to windy and don't even fly the dumb balloons. I wouldn't be so bitter about this if: 1. there weren't so many people, 2. the food wasn't so expensive, and 3. there weren't children running around wild, crying EVERYWHERE! So I understand that the balloon fiesta is the only thing that brings people to New Mexico, but it seems to bring so of the weirdest rudest people- tourists and a bunch of them. I'm not used to these people and all they want are frappuccinos hot. When I went all I wanted to do was eat, but that was not a very good option because there were long lines everywhere and the food was way over priced. I spent my time waiting in line for a burger that wasn't very good and I could have gotten for a dollar instead of six. I would rant about the children, but I think any sensible person could understand this one. 

This is what I advise. If you want to go to the balloon fiesta, go but don't go to the actual field. Wake up early drive around, get a breakfast burrito, get your coffee. On your own time and at your own preferred price. Go with some one you love and it could be romantic. 

How it came to be.

So I started a book a while back of just funny pictures that I create out of boredom. I enjoy putting extravagant meanings to each of the pictures and I would like others to get enjoyment out of them. Also, I would like to note that the each picture essentially has no meaning, I just put meaning to them so please do not be offended by what they come out to be. That is part one of this whole sha-bang. Then part two comes from my ability to notice annoying flaws in almost anything. I think they are funny and would like others to take notice in the things that make me tick.